There was this girl named Melissa she was new in school and she was
very ugly and fat! She loved to flirt with all of the guys even though
she had an eight year old boyfriend. By the way she was 17 years old!
Everyday at lunch she ate 6 pieces of raw hamburger, 9 different types
of old mushy fruit, 2 bowls of rice, 7 cans of pepsi, she practically
ate the whole cafeteria! She was so crazy that if you told her she was
an ugly fat retard she would say thank you so much, I really
appreciate it, and be happy for the whole day. But if you said wow
your looking nice today she would start crying and go into the
bathroom to cut herself. She was so disgusting that after she cut
herself she would suck on the cut as hard as she could to get as much
blood into her mouth as possible, then she would spit the blood into a
jar and save it to put in her cereal for the next breakfast! She used
her boogers and lice for sprinkles on her icecream cones, and she for
clothes she would where old hankerchiefs by stapling them to her body!
She was the craziest person in the world and she was proud of it! She
thought it was cool to take cigarettes and dump the tobacco out of
them and fill the rapper with cat poop and then smoke it! She loved to
eat out of the liter box and sniff her dogs butt! One day this girl
called her beautiful trying to be nice and she stabbed herself with a
butter knife and as she slowly died she slurped up all of her blood!