THE STORY
A long time ago, in a galaxy far away...(oh hang on, that's STAR WARS!
Excuse me)
You may call me Ishmael( Okay, never mind, that's Moby Dick)
Once upon a time( Dang! That'a a fairy tale! You guys don't want a
fairy tale, do you? *sees people getting ready to throw stuff at her*
I guess not!)
Umm...How can I star this...Oh, yeah! A whole bunch of bunnies went
into a field then a volcano erupted and then a person... OH FORGET
IT!! I'M WRITING THIS IN THE MORNIG!!! *stomps off angerly muttering
stuff about Bill Gates and pink elephants*
Chapter one: The Awakening
