It all started a couple of years ago whe I was normal. Those were the
days, when I was a normal guy in a normal house who had a normal
family and normal friends and went to a normal school with normal
teachers and normal students who led normal lives, and went to normal
classes and overall had a normally miserable time.
One day, in my Creative Writing class, our teacher told us we'd have
to write an 8-12 page short story.