Tyle Sands -- page 8020

better build another one fast

Since you burned your house down, you're going to need another one, so you better build one quick. You start gathering lots of little branches and tying them all together. It's not waterproof by a long way, and definitely not fire-proof, so you might burn this one down too.

Then you remember that your parents are filthy rich and own five different summer homes. In jubilation, you burn down the nest of twigs you just gathered and tied up. You wouldn't have wanted to live in it anyway.

Then you remember that your parents disowned you just last year because you burnt down their sixth summer home. What is with your obsession with burning down houses? You're going to have to get that under control soon. On a related note, you just burned down the only house you had, so you better start building another one. Good luck!