do a little excorsism!
You pull out your Bible and start chanting. "OH FOUL DEMON WHICH
HATH ENTERED THIS ANIMAL; I COMMAND YOU: COME OUT!!!" The cat
seems to scream, hiss, and suddenly bursts into flames! The kitty is
no more! And if that was Barbara, she probably didn't want to live in
the body of a cat anyway. Oh well. But there still remains the bloody,
battered body of Barbara, lying on the sidewalk making a baaaaaad
stain. Yuck...
