Give the monster a big fat hug!
"Get off! Get off!," cried that dumb monster, "I'll do
anything for you, just get offs a me,yo"
And so we were like "yeah, well why don't you let us go and we
can all get some ice cream together and dance to phatty beats."
"Hey, that sounds like a good time to me" monster sez.
So then we let him go, but then he grabbed everyone by the legs and
ate those poor stupid children.
Let this be a lesson to all you stupid children who go around in
haunted houses like you think you know what you're doing.(yeah, all of
you) you should always do what vivian tells you to, because she rocks
and you don't.
Well, we gave the monster a hug hug, and he starts screaming like a
mad man.
