go back to your apartment and rewrite the ending to Titanic
You never liked the way that Titanic ended with the old woman throwing
the diamond back into the ocean. You set down at your computer and
began to write. Suddenly the perfect ending comes to you. You begin
to write...."As the old nag walked out to throw the diamond away,
suddenly the treasure hunter leaped out in front of her. She looked
down and saw that he was naked"......
