You buy some garlic, a cross, an oak stake, mallet, holy water, and
bible and go on an old-fashioned vampire slaying! When your
"mom" comes into view, you and Dave put garlic on, run up to
her, and splash her with holy water! "AAAAAIIIGGHHH!!!!" she
starts to boil, and then you drive a stake through her heart! She then
crumbles to ash. Now that that's taken care
of...