Grand Testing Tale -- page 8282

Dark Jedi appears again!

Dark Jedi:"Heh, heh, heh!"

Trooper 1:"Sir?"

Dark Jedi:"Yes? I trust you bring me good news?"

Trooper 1:"Um, no sir. Shade Knight is still alive."

Dark Jedi:"WHAT?! I just sent several battalions of stormtroopers over to where he lives and he's *still* not dead?"(chokes Trooper 1)"I hate that kind of news!"

Trooper 1:(Gagging)"Yeah, I noticed..."

Dark Jedi:"I guess I'll have to sort this out myself!"