You get rather indignant. "If that is so," you ask,
"Then why, may I ask, are you holding it in the middle of the
sidewalk?" "Well, you see," he replies "the rest
of the town has evacuated, because we started an enormous fire."
"Then what are you still doing here?!" You demand.
"You have to get out of here!!!!!" "We're commiting
suicide." He replies calmly.