Wait a second...
Suddenly you put two and two together.
"Wait. I've known you for a whole of what, an hour? Two? How did
you manage to get a statue made of me?"
Awkward silence.
"Have you been stalking me?" you ask.
He shakes his head vehemently. "Of course noq! I used magic! My
magic harnesses the power of TRUE LOVE and -"
A spy camera falls out of your blouse. You stare at it.
"Yeah, I've been stalking you."
