Don't go to heaven, but jump into your own mind!
A little white cream puff (Like the Pillsbury Dough Boy) flies past you screaming, "THE SMARTIES!!!!! THE SMARTIES!!!!!!"
What the heck are the Smarties? you wonder aloud.
"THE SMARTIES ARE THE ARMY OF THE C.O.L!!!!!!!!!"
The what? you think aloud again...stupid you!
"WHO ARE YOU TO ASK WHAT THE C.O.L IS!!!!!???????THE CANDIES OF LIGHT OF COURSE!!!!!"
"What do they do, and who are you?!" you ask.
"I am Mr. Moon Mint!" For once, he doesn't yell! "I am the president of the C.O.L! I am the commander of the Smarty Army!"
"I have no idea what you are talking about Mr. Moon Mint...please...give a detailed explaination of the plot to my readers out there in cyberspace!" You say.
"Oh, well, okay...if you say so... The C.O.L is an organization of the Candy People that believes in life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and cold beverages whenever we want 'em! We are the defenders of all that is GOOD!!!! But, there are those who dare oppose us. They are the D.A.C. The Dark Association of Candies. They are led by the evil dictator Sugar Daddie. He is the purest form of evil. He rules his people with an iron fist, and kills at the slightest provocation. He is our enemy. The D.A.C has warriors called the Hershey's...they only have one purpose: The destruction of the C.O.L! The Hershey's destroyed our beautiful country, and we vowed revenge. Thus, we created the Smarties...their only purpose is to take orders form me, and to destroy the D.A.C. It is an ongoing struggle, but we WILL win!"
"Sounds confusing!" you say.
"I have no more time for you." says Mr. Moon Mint. "You are in the middle of a battlefield by the way."
"What? Huh? Oh!" you say as your vision restores itself. Smarties and Hershey's are killing each other left and right!
"You better leave...come visit me later....ask around...everybody knows were I live."
