Don't go to heaven, but jump into your own mind!
A little white cream puff (Like the Pillsbury Dough Boy) flies past
you screaming, "THE SMARTIES!!!!! THE
SMARTIES!!!!!!"
What the heck are the Smarties? you wonder aloud.
"THE SMARTIES ARE THE ARMY OF THE C.O.L!!!!!!!!!"
The what? you think aloud again...stupid you!
"WHO ARE YOU TO ASK WHAT THE C.O.L IS!!!!!???????THE CANDIES OF
LIGHT OF COURSE!!!!!"
"What do they do, and who are you?!" you ask.
"I am Mr. Moon Mint!" For once, he doesn't yell! "I am
the president of the C.O.L! I am the commander of the Smarty
Army!"
"I have no idea what you are talking about Mr. Moon
Mint...please...give a detailed explaination of the plot to my
readers out there in cyberspace!" You say.
"Oh, well, okay...if you say so... The C.O.L is an organization
of the Candy People that believes in life, liberty, the
pursuit of happiness, and cold beverages whenever we want 'em! We
are the defenders of all that is GOOD!!!! But,
there are those who dare oppose us. They are the D.A.C. The Dark
Association of Candies. They are led by the evil
dictator Sugar Daddie. He is the purest form of evil. He rules
his people with an iron fist, and kills at the slightest
provocation. He is our enemy. The D.A.C has warriors called the
Hershey's...they only have one purpose: The
destruction of the C.O.L! The Hershey's destroyed our beautiful
country, and we vowed revenge. Thus, we created
the Smarties...their only purpose is to take orders form me, and
to destroy the D.A.C. It is an ongoing struggle, but we
WILL win!"
"Sounds confusing!" you say.
"I have no more time for you." says Mr. Moon Mint. "You
are in the middle of a battlefield by the way."
"What? Huh? Oh!" you say as your vision restores itself.
Smarties and Hershey's are killing each other left and right!
"You better leave...come visit me later....ask around...everybody
knows were I live."
You decide that life is getting boring in hell, and that heaven would
be to happy...so you go to your computer and paste stuff into a story
to have a little fun:
