"Please don't insult my friend..."
"I vill greb a minu vor you, madam", he says, and hurries
off.
"Thanks", you mutter. "I hate that guy already. I mean,
what's his problem?"
"Hey, don't get all worked up about it here. I have a reputation
around here, you know?"
"Oh. Sorry. Thanks anyway..."
"No problem", Janiera smiles as the waiter comes back with
ONE menu for Janiera.
Janiera glances at it and then hands it to you.
"What vill you order, madam?" the waiter asks Janiera,
glaring at you.
"I think you should ask my friend first", Janeira smiles
sweetly.
The waiter very reluctantly turns to you.
"Garlic damper, black tea, cheddar crackers... thanks", you
put a very direct emphasis on the "thanks" and give him a
death stare.
He ignores the look. "And you, madam?"
"Caesar salad, and iced water, thankyou."
The waiter nods and, snatching the menu from you, whisks away to pass
over your orders.
"Gosh, that guy is such a bitch", Janiera sighs.
"I agree", you narrow your eyes.
You guys sit in silence, as you wait for your meals. When they arrive,
served by that bitchy waiter, you give him another death glare, but he
doesn't even look at you.
"Do you like the food?" Janiera asks you; an indirect
implication telling you to quit glaring at the waiter, and eat.
"Um..", you stuff some garlic damper in your mouth, and nod.
"Yeah, this is great."
"I told you, didn't I?" Janiera elegantly ate her caesar
salad.
*****
"Are you finished yet?" you complain to Janiera.
"Hey! I'm paying for everything you ate, remember? So be
nice!"
You throw up your hands, and Janiera rolls her eyes equally
ohmygodd-ly.
"OK then, let's go", Janiera stands up, and we finally leave
Cobbler's.
"Please don't insult my friend, sir", Janiera says to the
waiter, a hint of steel in her voice, and the waiter quickly backs
off.
