Ask him where you are
You feel irritated from the pain and confusion and snap back, "NO, why else would I be asking?!"
Unperturbed by this, the elf shrugs and chirps, "Well ya coulda been vacationing and stopped by to ask for directions!"
You stare at him like he's a loony and grunt, "I have no idea what you're talking about nor do I care. I just want to know where I and--" You break off in mid sentence to see the fellow wandered to the far corner of the shack, bringing down a cookie jar. He carries it back to you and displays it proudly, "Have one, it's the ULTIMATE form of yummy sugary goodness!"
