You go downtown with Dave to buy a newspaper. On the way, you see
people jumping off of buildings and selling apples and thin soup on
the street corners. Apparently, the United States has been entangled
in a war with China, and due to low expectations of the government,
the stock market has crashed like a tram. It's like the Great
Depression all over again. You check out your stocks in the newspaper,
and they practically make you have a heart attack. All of your shares
are down 300%!!! You are flat broke!