DISCO SHACK!!!!!
You decide to walk in, and you push aside a bead door. Inside,
you see some of the coolest cats ever to walk the face of the
earth! They are gettin' down with their bad selves and seem to
love it! They're fros bouncing, they're bellbottoms fluttering
with the jerky movements, and the tye-dye shirts movin' to the
beat.... This is the life, you realize!
You decide to join the dance, doing the Funky Chicken, Funky
Klunk and the Groove Machine. With the disco ball turning above
you, lights flash everywhere, and the Beegees are playing so loud
that you can't even hear yourself think! Next come the Village
People, and you do the Y M C A dance with some groovy mamas and
then you get a curling iron and give yourself a fro! You're now
considered the coolest of the cool cats, my
friend!
You see, to your amazement, a large building with the words
"Funky Daddy's Disco Shack of Love" painted on its
side. Disco? How come that word doesn't ring a bell in your
memory?
