chap stick
You put your finger into the mush. You take a tiny taste. It tastes
exactly like...
You remember that tiny letters on the side of the chapstick tube say
to "keep away from animals" since it can make them sick.
You open the tube and throw it as hard as you can into the monster's
mouth. Smoke begins to pour from its ears. It begins to choke, to
turn in circles, and melt into a puddle of green mush on the ground.
