Comercials never tell the truth
Oh well, stop daydreaming. Why would cheese turn you into a human?
Then, you see Barbra. She is on the ground, and completely out of
it. So, you decide to play a trick on her. You knaw off all her hair
until she is completely bald. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Now everyone at
school is going to think she has cancer or something! Wait, a thought
occured to you. If you eat a rat spirt, you turn into a rat. What if
you eat BARBRA'S spirt? She was never a good friend anyway. As you
eat her ear, you find out she tastes good. So you eat her all up.
But nothing happens. You are still a rat. In a hole in a roof. In a
haunted castle. It isn't a bad life you decide. So you wander
around, trying to make some new friends.
