Now Mr. Moon Mint's leg has broken off. Your clod-like bouncing really messed him up!! Because he is candy, it can be re-attached with a little water. But it will still take some time to firm up.
"Since your idiotic bouncing broke my leg, YOU must now lead my army of Smarties into battle against the Hershey DAC!!!", he says. "No buts! It's the only way we stand a chance!"
You take a slow, deep breath. You consider your different options...you feel sorry for messing up Mr. Moon Mint's leg, but you really don't want to get involved in his stupid war.
Then it hits you. You decide to.....