You decide that "Holy cow! I came here to tape this for my
sister, NOT to watch some monkeys!" And with that said,you leave.
As soon as the pandemoneum and chaos is behind you,Melanie Chisolm
comes running up to you.As soon as she catches up to you:
"Can I have your autograph?"
You're completely flabbergasted."Whaddaya mean, my autograph?
I ain't famous."
"I'm sick of everyone asking me for my auto-
graph.So, can I have your autograph?"
What can you say? "Sure."