Hop back down to america
This makes you very sad, and even sadder the next day when you find
out there has been a large fire in China, burning down your old bonsai
class, your cooking school, your ice cream store, and the bank which
you've stored your 9900 billion dollars in. Life
sux.
You are overwhelmed with homesickness, so you shove your ice cream
cart down the hole (it folds up rather nicely like a suitcase) and
jump down after it. Sadly, by the time you get through the center of
the earth, your ice cream has all melted because of the intense heat,
and your friend does not believe that you ever made a business selling
ice cream in china and, since all your money is in a chinese bank, he
doesn't believe you're rich either.
