Hit the Beast
You look around for a weapon to hit the bird with. Suddenly you see
it! A little brown cow!
You pick up the cow, it moos angrily. Cha-chink! Goggles flip over the
cow's eyes and a jet-pack sprouts from its back and its tail becomes
some sort of firing handle. You aim the cow at the Beast at fire!
Fooooosh! The cow rockets toward the thing and... and... SPLAT! The
bird gets bombed with Nuclear Cow Poop. The Beast drops Fizzle and
goes after the Cow. You catch Fizzle before he hits the ground. He
sighs. "That Very Close one, Stupid!" He spits out the
feathery stuff from the Beast. "What now?" He asks.
