Dear Occupant,
I am in need of help. My writing may seem odd, but who cares. My
youngest sister has left on a mission that I MUST keep secret. Your
mission, if you choose to accept it, is to replace my little sister
until she returns. I have left a book that may help you get through
IF you accept. Oh, one more thing that might help, my whole family is
made up of wizards, male and female(or, to make it understandable, boy
and girl), so you would be a wizard, too.
Signed,
Gregory Rincewind
You stare puzzled at the letter. You re-read it to make sure.
"Oh, what the heck." you say. You pick up the book Gregory
pointed out in the letter. You look at the cover. It says: The
Colour of Magic By...
You gasp! The author is YOU! You start reading. You look up and
find a flat planet heading toward you! You land. Strange memories
bounce in your head. The language sounds Hublandish at first. What?!
You remember you aren't alowed to say "Eight" on Discworld.
WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?! Then you remember the letter. You
folow the comands in your head. You get to Gregory's house which
DOESN'T seem to get you comfused. You walk into the
house...
One day, you walk home but when you enter the house, you see a letter
on your desk. "Odd, I never get mail." you say to yourself.
You open the letter and it said: