The Knife
From behind his back he pulls out a huge roast beef!!
"I'm famished.." says Dave. "Do you want a roast beef
sandwich!"
You feel hungry too, so you reply, "Why yes!"
Dave cuts huge slices of tender roast beef from the huge roast. He
places these on freshly baked kaiser buns - the biggest kaisers you
have ever seen. He slices some tomatoes, and places some lettuce on
the sandwich. He also gives you some thick slices of cheese. He
takes the half of the sandwich with the beef and cheese and sticks it
in the microwave to melt it. Then he places a large dollop of mayo on
the side with the tomatoes and lettuce. After the cheese has melted a
little, he puts the whole sandwich together. You take a bite and it
is the best sandwich you have ever eaten. You look at Dave eating his
own huge yummy sandwich and suddenly you realize....
Dave starts walking slowly towards you with the knife in his hand!!
There is a look of hunger in his eyes!! Drool is running down his
mouth!! He is smiling when suddenly...
