Dave is a vegetarian
You point the knife at Dave menacingly and take a huge bite from your
yummy roast beef sandwich. You chew it, and swallow before speaking.
"Who are you??!?"
Dave chews the roast beef and starts to laugh!!
"What have you done with Barbara?!?" you say, taking another
huge bite of your sandwich. The beef juices run down your mouth
because the sandwich is that juicy and yummy!! You finish off the
sandwich and start picking at the roast!! Dave is smiling and
eating!! You start ripping chunks off of the roast and eating it!!
Dang, you are hungry!!
You repeat, "What have you done with Barbara.."
Dave looks at the roast, and laughs...
Oh no... you suddenly realize....
You grab the knife which Dave put down as you realize how strange it
is that Dave is eating meat!! HE IS A VEGETARIAN!!!
