Eat Barbara!
"Okay. I'm ready to go," she says. You stand still, and she
looks at you strangely. "What's wrong? C'mon, lets go."
You ask, "Barbara, why did you eat Dave?"
"I was hungry, and he was there. Why?"
"He was your friend, Barbara! How can you just turn around and
eat someone who has been a good friend to you?"
"Very simply. You just open your mouth, and-"
"Barbara, you don't see anything wrong with that?"
"Nope. Should I?" She looks at you strangely for the third
time today.
You reply, "No, there's nothing wrong with that. I just wanted to
make sure you felt that way."
"Why?"
"Because I'm hungry, and you're here." You lick your lips
and advance toward her.
She backs up, looking scared. "No, I-"
You jump toward her, your mouth opening wide. It stretches to
accomodate her body. She turns to flee, but is sucked into your mouth.
She pounds against your closed lips. You swallow, feeling her
struggle as she is eaten. She descends into your stomach.
"Why?" you hear her moan from her stomach. You respond,
"Because I needed something to eat, and you were here." You
burp, satisfied.
You wait until Barbara returns, looking normal again.
