"I never heard Tim Allen died."
Um, yes well, that is a clone. In honor of his death, we immediately
cloned him. Of course, you wouldn't know about that. Very few people
do know, and nobody can tell the difference anyway. Though human
cloning is illegal, there are still many of them out there, and many
of them I'm sure you'd know. Al Gore, Janet Reno, Michael Jackson,
Dick Clark, Carson Daily who has four clones, and just about every
member of those boy bands you kids listen to are all clones. Even the
straight members. None of this matters however, because nobody can
tell the difference. Well, most of the time. There was one time
before the big election, Al Gore's clone was starting to malfunction.
People were getting curious to what was going on. It was the first
time in history that a clone was so close to being discovered.
Anything else?
