your mangled groin is twitching. In horror (and a little pride) you
watch as your groin starts lifting itself up off the spike. you decide
that this isn't quite natural and should be stopped before things
really start to get wierd (although part of you is egging your groin
on, it hasn't been this active since the accident in nam). you break
off a nearby spike and hold it high above your head, preparing to
lunge downwards with all your force....