ask for a history book
You politely ask tha old woman if she has a history book you could
look at. You flip to the index in search of the name Tarin. Page 84.
there listed under the heading "Greatest heroes of all time"
is "Tarin the Skinney". According to legend, Tarin who once
conquered the what-nots is supposed to return to the land of the
living one day and begin a revolutonary new Slim Fast
campaign.
