"I'll never be a great Jedi!" he said.
"you must use paitience"
"No!!!"
Then you run to a bar to calm down. Darth Sideous is there in diquise
and sences your emotions. When you leave, he follows you, and you two
become friends. One day he invites you over to dinner. When you get
there, anakin is tied up at the table. He is the one who made fun of
you the most. Darth Sideous tells you to kill him, and you do.
"HA HA HA HA HA, now the transformation is complete. You will
now be known as Darth Bagawan."
"yes master," you say.
Now, your one life goal is to destroy the jedi.
You then seek Yoda, who will be your next
victim.
Pleu soon got frustrated with Yoda