Just go ahead- give him a twelve pack...
Now look! You've gone and gotten yourself killed. Looks like getting
a unicorn drunk isn't such a great idea afterall. Stick to getting
dogs drunk and small animals such as that.
Well, it wouldn't hurt to have a little more fun, might as well give
the unicorn a twelve pack of beer to see what its like to get him
REALLY REALLY REALLY drunk... You take the bowl and pull out another
one, empty six cans in one, six in the other, slide the two bowls over
and say, "Drink this, your mind and body will be wasted."
This time the unicorn is too drunk to think, so he dives right in and
drinks both bowls without stopping. Now, it looks like you've gone
too far. The intoxicated unicorn gives a sinister briegh, the last one
you hear before he jumps six feet into the air, bucks wildly, spins
around, and plows right into.
