"I am Alexandria, the maid." she explains. "And the master had put me in charge of you children until the master is finished with his work."
"Whatever!" you say. "Look, I really have to go, so if you'll just---"
"Whatever are you speaking of, child?" says the maid, confused.
Sighing, you realize that this isn't going to be as easy as is seems. The question is how to go about it...