Smokey the Bear
As the two of you are quarrelling and giving one another looks of
cold, unestablished self-admirism, Janis walks into the room. Now,
Janis is known around town as one of the hottest, sexiest *******. You
quickly say, "Well heyyyyyyyyy pretty lady. What's cookin' good
lookin'?" Janis gives you a blank stare, "You don't even
have a chance if you were the last man alive." You are crushed
slightly but you retain enough fighting spirit to whisper to Smokey,
"Well if I don't have a chacne then YOU certainly don't you
******." Smokey smirks and says, "Oh yea? Well what do you
think about this."
