The Story is Bummed Out
When you get back, the wizard says,"So, how was it?" You
say,"HHHHHHOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEE" and
scream. "DO YOU LIKE KNOW WHAT I LIKE THINK? I LIKE THINK THIS
WHOLE STORY IS LIKE REALLY LIKE DUMB! I LIKE DON'T SEE LIKE WHY I'M
EVEN HERE OR WHY I LIKE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY HAIR! I LIKE DON'T EVEN
SEE WHY I LIKE EVER EVEN LIKE WENT TO THAT CASTLE! THIS IS SO DUMB!
THAT'S LIKE WHY I'M LIKE TALKING LIKE A LIKE VALLEY GIRL, 'CAUSE IT'S
LIKE SO DUMB! LIKETHISISSOANNOYINGLIKEI'MLIKESOOOOMADATPEOPLE,ESPECIALLYTHATMICHAELGUY!I'MLIKESOOOOOOOOOOMAD!"
The wizard says,"Are you finished?" You
say,"YES!!!" and storm out of the room and go to your bare
ugly room that is so nasty looking to you because you are having such
a bad day and you yell at like everything in your room like at the
falling apart wall and the crumbling furniture and the cobwebs on the
ceiling, and you yell and yell at them just because for nothing and
for no reason whatsoever. Then you fall asleep, still
yelling.
