"No way!" you reply. "What, are you crazy or
something? You were always mean to me, squishing my cheeks all the
time and stuffing my face with nasty oatmeal cookies. Why would I
want to help you? Besides, you always gave me the worst Christmas and
birthday gifts! Answer this, why in the world would a 16 year old
want to sleep on Power Ranger bedsheets and wear sweaters with snowmen
on them?! No way, you can stay there as a
tree!"