You tell him the first thing that comes into your head
"WELL, if you must know it is because all Americans have a
special plate in their heads, which was put in by Charles A.MMMBop, an
enemy of the queen who secretly controlls the world. This plate
disables us to talk in the Queen's English." "Oh" says
Andy "I only wanted to know." He pours some tea and you
watch football (European) match (it was Chelsea vs. Blackburn), he is
really quite nice once you get to know him. Shortly, Andy says
"Listen mate, I can give you tickets to see the queen, do you
want them?" Do you?
