You have been applying to boarding schools everywhere for the last
couple of years, and you've never gotten an acceptance. You don't
think today will be any different.
However, there's a lot of letters in the bundle the mail woman hands
you. For a moment, you allow yourself to think that one might be an
acceptance.
But no way is any of them going to be an acceptance, you think.
Anyway, you go into your room and open the letters with that nifty
Harry Potter letter opener you got for your Birthday.
Everyone is an acceptance! Now who will you choose to go
to...