Grand Testing Tale -- page 2782

Farmlands

OK, so you know you got a little overexcited about learning how to milk a cow in 4-H Club. But now you want to be a farmer. Farmlands seems like the place for you. You write a reply letter.

Now, you're on the hayride that takes new students to Farmlands. They allow no technology near Farmlands, so you have to do everything old-fashioned.

There are several children among the hay when you get in the cart. One boy starts speaking to you in... Yiddish? You shrug him off and wonder who to sit next to...