You open the cookie and read its contents
"Oh, hello
Aunt Ida, how wonderful to see you again.May your cream puffs
never overbake."
Since you were NOT Aunt Ida,this had no revelance
and you were begin to wonder if the Postal Service had not just
made another mistake.But wait! It went on! After several lines of
eloquent prose concerning the properties of cream puffs, it read:
"Dearest Aunt, I would much rather impale myself upon this pen
than be the unfortunate soul to recieve the defective fortune
cookies.They are a horrid scourge upon this earth! If you ever
recieve one, don't ask the uyuolp dwelling inside it to tell your
fortune,or the unthinkable will
happen!"
You WERE feeling a little hungry and good reading is always hard
to come by,so you open the cookie. 'What is this?'you wonder. No
sooner did the question leave your lips then another small scroll
appeared.You open it quickly, being very curious as to what the
gadget in the cookie was. The letter began like this:
