The Magic of Moodara -- page 299

You open the cookie and read its contents

You WERE feeling a little hungry and good reading is always hard to come by,so you open the cookie. 'What is this?'you wonder. No sooner did the question leave your lips then another small scroll appeared.You open it quickly, being very curious as to what the gadget in the cookie was. The letter began like this:

"Oh, hello Aunt Ida, how wonderful to see you again.May your cream puffs never overbake."

Since you were NOT Aunt Ida,this had no revelance and you were begin to wonder if the Postal Service had not just made another mistake.But wait! It went on! After several lines of eloquent prose concerning the properties of cream puffs, it read:

"Dearest Aunt, I would much rather impale myself upon this pen than be the unfortunate soul to recieve the defective fortune cookies.They are a horrid scourge upon this earth! If you ever recieve one, don't ask the uyuolp dwelling inside it to tell your fortune,or the unthinkable will happen!"