You Meet the Energizer Bunny and some Pokemon
Well, in your sleep, you are still yelling, so you have a really noisy
dream that Michael comes and screams in your ear that Mariah Carey is
a stupid bum who hardly ever wears any clothes and wears too much
makeup and can't sing except for when she's yelling at her 52
different husbands. Then he says that YOU are a stupid bum and he
never really liked you even though he's madly in love with you even
though you are ugly because they shaved off all your hair and you have
to wear boy's clothes and - OUCH!! you kick him in the knees again,
and he falls on the floor even though there is no floor because you
are in a dream, so he keeps going and going and going and going until
he hits the bottom of the earth with a big THUMP and then he meets the
Energizer Bunny who tells him that he is doing it all wrong and
teaches him how to bang on a drum just like him and then bonks him on
the face with an electronic Pokeball, which turns out to really be a
Voltorb who then self destructs and blows Michael up into little bitty
pieces except then he gets put back together again with krazy glue
because its one of those cartoons, and then he gets blown away,
screaming "Michael is blasting off againnn..." Then he
falls into a tree with all these Pidgeys and Pidgeottos in it and
meets Team Rocket and gets scratched in the face by the talking Meowth
and then you laugh really really really really really really really
really hard because that's what he deserves, and then Meowth comes
over and scratches you in the face too, and Michael laughs as hard as
he can with a scratched up face because he doesn't care because you
are ugly anyways.
