Miss Elaine, the milking and cooking teacher
Miss Elaine is the nicest-looking teacher, so you sit next to her.
"Howdy." she says. "I like you already. You remind me
of Jessie, my sister. You know, I was in love once with a fine man
named Jonathan. I still am. He...he left. I got letters from him...
then, nothing. That's why I came here. Oh, by the way. What's your
name?"
