The All New Cow Hairspray
Now What? How do I Get myself into these things!? By going on a simple
fishing trip, that's what."Uh ... that's right and if you come
this way, it'll a be yours for the phenomenally low price of $29.95,
and, if you buy now you get a free bottle of The All New Cow Hairspray
PlUS! It shampoos, conditons, and gets rid of all those unsightly
pests (Even Ticks!) so come this way please . . . (The cow has nearly
wet herself)
