Ash: What are you doing ruining my show like this?
Jessie: It's simple, Ash. There is no other pokemon like Brak, so--
Brakemon: EMON!!
Jessie: OK, OK. As I was saying, there is no other pokemon like
Emon, so--
Brakemon: No, BRAK!!
Jessie: Oh, just hand over that dumb pokemon!
Ash: You know the rules--no stealing the guests!
James: What do you expect? We're the bad guys! We always break the
rules!
Meouwth: (holds up a bazooka) Now, give us the pokemon, and no one
gets hurt!
Voice from backstage: No!!
Ash: Who's that?
Team Rocket: (says their motto-thingy, and we all know how that goes)