Michael Jackson suddenly erupts from a chicken(actually a turkey) egg
sitting in your back pocket. You suddenly remember, you are his
farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Jackson! Suddenly Doctor Who appears in front of you staring at
your nose.
"My god! What the hell is that on your
face?!"