Ash: I hacked into his game and added a "Switch to Being a Good
Guy" option!
Gary: Don't listen to that trainer! Buy my game instead! It's called,
"My Rival Is An Inexperienced, Ugly-
Ash: This isn't funny!
Gary: -Wuss With only 8 or 9 Pokemon!" It's only $1000000 per
game!
Ash: You won't sell many games at that price!
Gary: For that price I won't have to sell a whole lot of games!
Residents in any of the 50 states add tax of $10000000.
Ash: Well I'm not buying it!
Gary: That's cause your Rival is a handsome devil with a lot of
Pokemon!
Ash: Get out of here!!!
Gary: Now back to our - OW! GET OFF ME! HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
Ash: My Rival is momentarily incapacitated! Now back to our
show!
Gary: Hi folks! Do you really hate your rival? Well I do, and I made a
game based on it!