Meet human woman of your dreams.
You see the woman of your dreams and she's human. Unfortunately she saw you with that armadillo leg hanging out of your mouth and is totally disgusted with you. Especially since you just ate her best friend Cythia who was cursed by an immortal dragon. The woman ,learning that you ate her friend whips out an ugly,UGLY stick and turns you into a horrible, motionless clump of rock.( You are a really ugly rock.)
