Pat Kerri on the Shoulder
You begin patting Kerri on the shoulder, and the laws of physics
dutifully supply her. She loks around in wonder. Her clothes are dirty
and she looks scared. She tells you that she has been attacked by
Shins in a Marsh. You inform her that the laws of physics are all
gullible fools. You look at eachother and start laughing
hysterically.
