Become the Weight Watchers Spokesperson!
Now that you're low on money and you need some fast, you decide, "Heck, why not just lose all the weight and become the next... next... Tommy LaSorda!" And so you get a job at Weight Watchers and talk about their good milkshakes (that really are gross!) and their REALLY good granola bars (ACK! Disgusting!) You trim your 300 pounds or however much it was you gained and you decide "Hmmm... this is REALLY the life." Then you get calls from Jenny Craig and Slim Fast, each offering 100 times more money than Weight Watchers! Will you sell out?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!
