SuperFly Sally
You lock yourself in the first available stall, which is oddly
decorated in hay. You sit on the toilet seat and start to cry.
In the midst of your tears, a rainbow bubble appears to be floating
towards you. You look up, wipe the tears from your eyes and watch it
grow larger and larger.
Suddenly the bubble pops! open and standing there is an ultra-fly
chickadee in her fresh everyday lycra-spandex blend threads.
"My child..."she says, and pats you on the head."What
is the digs, man?"
You cry,"I'm stuck in COUNTRY LAND!"
"Now that is a sad, sad, SAD little story...but child, did you
not know you had the ability to get back to the Disco all along?"
You wipe your eyes..."I did?"
"Sure baby...just click your ruby platforms together and repeat
'Burn Baby Burn...Disco Inferno'...and when you get there, ask for
SuperFly Sally..." and in an echo, she disappears in a puff of
purple haze...
You look at your platforms, and click three times...
In a panic you rush into the unisex bathroom and push your way past
the oversized belt buckles and large Aquanetted blond hair.
