Remembering what you recently read in a PEOPLE , you wish for
a phone so that you can call Ben Affleck, her boyfriend and tell him
what she is doing. You clear your mind and wish and wish and wish and
wish and suddenly a cute, compact portable phone appears. You dial his
number as Gwyneth Turns to fix her makeup and when you finally reach
him, you tell him EVERYTHING-(including the plum sweatshirt
Gwyn was wearing and how it did nothing for her leopard print pants.)
Then...